The End

And before I was really ready, the Cambridge programme is all over with. We did a prom thing. Hooray. Goodbye.

I've spend the day showing Sarah my absolute ineptitude at navigating the tube, being really tired and hungover on a bus, and preparing to go out to Bath to hang out with Katie for a few hours.

To everyone from Cambridge: Goodbye kids. I'll miss all of you, especially Shel who I killed in a duel. God rest his soul. And since 102% of you go to Santa Barbara, I'll see y'all sometime, excepting the few of you who I've dedicated my life to never seeing again.

Now it is 9 PM and I'm going to go die for the night.

THE END